Lebron James: Heard about the trade.Braylon Edwards: I’m tweetin’ a statement.
Lebron James: You said twitter was juvenile.
Braylon Edwards: I thought I was juvenile or childish.
Lebron James: Man, he was my friend.
Braylon Edwards: If the city of Cleveland would’ve seen us as equals , your friend’s slip is a non-issue.
Lebron James: When were we equals?
Braylon Edwards: We’re both special talents. You are the best on the court. I am the best on the field.
Lebron James: I know I’m the best. How are you the best?
Braylon Edwards: I’m a winner.
Lebron James: I’m a winner. I won a conference championship.
Braylon Edwards: I caught sixteen touchdowns and the Browns went 10-6 that season.
Lebron James: You guys win the division title?
Braylon Edwards: We went 10-6.
Lebron James: You guys even make the playoffs?
Braylon Edwards: If we made the playoffs, our games wouldn’t have been the lowest rated ever.
Lebron James: And your wins would have matched our wins right?
Braylon Edwards: I know my production exceeded yours that season.
Lebron James: You were the receiver’s champion?
Braylon Edwards: I was second in touchdowns.
Lebron James: That’s great. I was first in points last season.
Braylon Edwards: I was a pro bowl selection when we went 10-6.
Lebron James: I was an All-Star that year, the year before, and the two years since.
Braylon Edwards: Which season were you MVP?
Lebron James: Regular season MVP last year.
Braylon Edwards: Being receiver isn’t about pure statistics. It’s about zen and art.
Lebron James: Man, you are childish and jealous, but I’ll be humble and wish you luck.
Braylon Edwards: Hope the city as humble when you leave in free agency. When everyone want to hit your friend, I won’t look as childish.
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge
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