[Oakland Raiders Headquarters: Oakland, California] [Jennifer Love Hewitt, JaMarcus Russell, and Senior Executive John Herrera are seated inside Herrera's office]
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Do you know why I’m here?
JaMarcus Russell: Because you want quarterback.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Because I can help you.
JaMarcus Russell: How?
John Herrera: Yes, how? The only thing you have in common is the same chance of completing a pass.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: JaMarcus, I wasn’t the same person a year ago. You know what motivated me to change?
John Herrera: Those US Weekly pictures of your fat ass? 
Jennifer Love Hewitt: No… Confidence motivated me.
John Herrera: Confidence shrunk your ass?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Yes. In the morning, before I leave my house, I say five things I love about myself. JaMarcus, why don’t you try?
JaMarcus Russell: I graduated LSU. I had two great seasons there. I was best rookie. Coach Cable have confidence in me and I got him first win.
John Herrera: Nice try. You didn’t graduate LSU. You didn’t win an SEC title. You’re class has a dozen better rookies. Coach Cable has more confidence in Todd Marinovich and Brett Favre’s two interceptions got us that win.
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Don’t listen to him. It’s alright you’re not perfect. I still have days that I’m like Ugh, really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?”
John Herrera: And then you remember your shrunken ass.
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