Today’s Entrance Music

Muppet Wars

Does your boss ever look over your shoulder while you're working? Breathing down your neck like Darth Vader in a tie? Does his entrance into a room prompt the Imperial Death Knoll to play in your head?

Well folks, you have no reason to be afraid any more! Next time that ominous music starts playing, just remix it with the Muppet theme song. What better way to neutralize the prickly sensation on the back of your neck than by bringing up images of Kermit the Frog and Fozzy Bear. Liven up your day by throwing in a good beat box- just don't get caught dancing at work.

Contributor: The Dentist

Dallas Dilemma: A Star Wants Stardom

As Googling Atlee Hammaker referenced (we don’t report the news, we simply mock it), Tony Romo is dating twenty-two year old Natalie Smith, the daughter of his college coach. Owner Jerry Jones is clearly concerned with his quarterback’s conduct (inept plunge from Carrie Underwood to cocktail waitress), as evidenced by this partial transcript (which we obtained from someone before they cheated)…
Jerry Jones: Tony, I just told ESPN you’re the cornerstone of our franchise.
Tony Romo: I missed the interview.
Jerry Jones: Were you throwing? Watching film?
Tony Romo: I was walking my girlfriend home from class.
Jerry Jones: Tony, we need to discuss this situation.
Tony Romo: Jerry, the T.O. Show requested an appearance… I said no.
Jerry Jones: We need to discuss your publicity.
Tony Romo: I know… I’m on the covers of In Touch, People, Us Weekly, and Sports Illustrated… You think I could have my own show?
Contributor: Platinum Smalls

And I’m Googling

L.A. Law

From Norman Chaney's heart attack over the tax code to Michael Kuzak seeking love in a monkey suit… From Rosalind Shays’ death via elevator shaft to Arnold Becker’s unquenchable libido… From the Los Angeles Riots to network television’s initial lesbian kiss... Steven Bochco and David E. Kelley’s series produced memorable and monumental moments…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

Today’s Entrance Music

Hilariously Unrelated Medley

Global warming is very real and should never be mocked in any way and is a cause pursued by very serious and moral people. Well, actually nothing in that last sentence was true in any way. But it does steer us right to the man pushing this gaga perhaps more than anyone else. It's an "inconvenient truth" for Al Gore that scientists are debunking his garbage as a trend toward global cooling now appears to be picking up steam, no pun intended. But, in his honor, we offer up this global warming theme song, which is part one of this medley -- and you may enjoy the rest of it at no additional charge!

Contributor: Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge

Tony Romo Tarnishes His Star (Yes, Again)

According to US Weekly (all the news that’s hit and quit), Tony Romo is dating twenty-two year old Natalie Smith, the daughter of his college coach… While this scenario screams celebrity transcript (and we promise one), Googling Atlee Hammaker believes that a review of Romo’s dating downtrend is necessary…

Enjoy and recognize how inept he is…

Girlfriend #1: Carrie Underwood

Girlfriend #2: Sophia Bush

Girlfriend #3: Jessica Simpson

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

And I’m Googling

Must See TV

Who can forget where we watched or who we were dating when those words were popular. Friends… Seinfeld… Sadly, NBC renounced the phrase after network management thought that twenty years of Thursday Night dominance was enough and they shouldn’t develop any more watchable shows…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

Today’s Entrance Music

Love Game

Obviously, Lady Gaga is colorful, eccentric, peculiar, quirky, and unusual… She is also scrumptiously honest, as evidenced by this recent quote... “I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.”

Sounds as if Gaga has had lots of fun while riding several disco sticks…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls