Tiger Discipline

Last weekend, Tiger Woods admonished European Tour Chief Referee John Paramor. While Woods should have been fined, PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem received the punishment, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which we obtained after we were placed on the clock)…
Tim Finchem: Your conduct was unacceptable. I’m fining you $20,000.
Tiger Woods: No, you’re not.
Tim Finchem: $15,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: $10,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: $5,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement very critical of you.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement critical of you.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement apologizing to you.
Tiger Woods: Appreciate the call.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

And I’m Googling

Vanessa Minnillo

From Entertainment Tonight and Derek Jeter to Disaster Movie and Nick Lachey, Minillo’s career and dating downtrends have coincided…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

Today’s Entrance Music

Stayin Alive

This morning looked a little blah, so I decided to cheer myself up with this song. And you know what? It worked. The last remnants of sleep left my eyes. Thoughts of the impending workday vanished to be replaced by memories of the Barry Gibb Talk Show skit on SNL. Even the sun shone brighter- though I also chose that moment to remove my sunglasses.

Contributor: The Dentist

Entourage Enjoys Patriots Day

On Entourage, Tom Brady befriended the Chase brothers, conquered them on the course, and revealed Gisele Bündchen’s passions… While Turtle’s obligation, New Yorkers must suggest Brady “sucks balls,” seemed ridiculous based upon Super Bowl XLII’s result, the episode remained amusing.

Ultimately, Brady invites Turtle and factual-fictional girlfriend Jamie Lynn Soprano to dinner… Turtle accepts and suggests Brady should be a New York Giant (Does Eli Manning suck balls?)…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

Googling Atlee Hammaker Presents Mad Men Live

And I’m Googling

Bill Maher
Since 1993, the former Politically Incorrect and current Real Time host has criticized conservatives, corporations, religion, and stupidity. He should criticize his non-performance. Maher’s twenty-two nominations own the record for recognitions without an Emmy Award.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

Today’s Entrance Music

Corona and Lime

This signature summer selection illustrates that inspiration is omnipresent and women can be compared with anything.

As an opening line, I wonder if will you be my corona and lime has ever succeeded?

Contributor: Platinum Smalls