Time is more valuable than money. One can acquire additional money. One cannot acquire additional time. Since Platinum Bunny Multimedia’s inception, I have enhanced my portfolio with exciting and intensive, yet unanticipated projects. Culture Popped, Googling Atlee Hammaker, and Gossip CBUS’ requirements conflict with these projects and therefore compromise must occur.
Generation Chatter , via a one hour weekday webcast and my twitter, will unite Culture Popped’s expansive opinion, Googling Atlee Hammaker’s expeditious comedy, and Gossip CBUS’ social and special event coverage. My twitter account, which averages over fifty tweets per day, has been operational since earlier this month. Generation Chatter’s initial webcast will occur on Monday.
In our modern online environment, one must remain nimble and properly allocate every moment. While Culture Popped, Googling Atlee Hammaker, and Gossip CBUS archives will remain available, their practical existence has concluded. Generation Chatter and my twitter will serve as my public method of communication. This announcement and decision will continue my current interests and permit supplementary projects.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
Sweet Southern Comfort
Since 1902, Alabama and LSU have enthralled six cotton and creole cities. Their rivalry’s passion and splendor accentuate the obvious. College football is special. SEC football is spectacular.
Since 1902, Alabama and LSU have enthralled six cotton and creole cities. Their rivalry’s passion and splendor accentuate the obvious. College football is special. SEC football is spectacular.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Our Respectful Silence
In Fort Hood, a gunman murdered twelve. He wounded twenty-eight. The victim’s families have our thoughts and prayers.
Googling Atlee Hammaker will return on Saturday. Alabama and LSU will be broadcast. Penn State and Ohio State will not.
Googling Atlee Hammaker will return on Saturday. Alabama and LSU will be broadcast. Penn State and Ohio State will not.
Today’s Entrance Music
City of Blinding Lights
Following U2’s initial New York City visit, Bono authored this innocent and naive selection which recalls “an amazing, magical time in their life when we didn’t know how powerful it was not to know.” The 2006 Best Rock Song’s chorus is “set in New York City, looking at Brooklyn.”
Following U2’s initial New York City visit, Bono authored this innocent and naive selection which recalls “an amazing, magical time in their life when we didn’t know how powerful it was not to know.” The 2006 Best Rock Song’s chorus is “set in New York City, looking at Brooklyn.”
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
And I’m Googling
Katie Cassidy
Her credits include Click, Harper’s Island, Melrose Place, and Supernatural. David Cassidy of the Partridge Family is her father.
Her credits include Click, Harper’s Island, Melrose Place, and Supernatural. David Cassidy of the Partridge Family is her father. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Time of the Season
Versus twenty-nine franchises, Pedro Martinez has amassed 208 victories and 2,893 strikeouts. Versus the New York Yankees, Martinez has accrued only one infamous quote and three postseason losses.
Versus twenty-nine franchises, Pedro Martinez has amassed 208 victories and 2,893 strikeouts. Versus the New York Yankees, Martinez has accrued only one infamous quote and three postseason losses.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Them’s Fighting Songs
Everyone memorizes our collegiate preference’s anthem, but is anyone aware of their professional preference’s anthem?
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
And I’m Googling
Governor Kevin
Teamo Supremo’s color blind, pompous, and retro chief executive presides over his population, but never opposes villains. Martin Mull voices the character.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Teamo Supremo’s color blind, pompous, and retro chief executive presides over his population, but never opposes villains. Martin Mull voices the character.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
The Times They Are A Changin
In 2008, Democrats spoke with concise purpose and said what people like to hear. Their success is rapidly fadin’.
In 2008, Democrats spoke with concise purpose and said what people like to hear. Their success is rapidly fadin’.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Monday, November 2, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
Look After You
When Isaac Slade authored this poignant selection, he encouraged eternal adoration and vigilance. This anthem perfectly encapsulates the exquisiteness, fragility, infatuation, and protectiveness of relationships.
When Isaac Slade authored this poignant selection, he encouraged eternal adoration and vigilance. This anthem perfectly encapsulates the exquisiteness, fragility, infatuation, and protectiveness of relationships.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sunday, November 1, 2009
And I’m Googling
Viking Quest
The fictitious series showcased a slacker who must repay an impossible debt. Johnny Chase and his character resemble each another.
The fictitious series showcased a slacker who must repay an impossible debt. Johnny Chase and his character resemble each another.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Beautiful
As Facebook accentuates and records costume memories, Moby’s anthem should be audible. The selection epitomizes attention addicts and spotlight seekers.
As Facebook accentuates and records costume memories, Moby’s anthem should be audible. The selection epitomizes attention addicts and spotlight seekers.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Saturday, October 31, 2009
And I’m Googling
Casper the Friendly Ghost
Since 1945, Joe Oriolo and Seymour Reit’s personable paranormal production has haunted cartoons, cinema, and comics. Casper commenced as a scary spirit. However, he found frightening people monotonous.
Since 1945, Joe Oriolo and Seymour Reit’s personable paranormal production has haunted cartoons, cinema, and comics. Casper commenced as a scary spirit. However, he found frightening people monotonous.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
D.O.A. (Death of Autotune)
Ironically conceived as an autotune selection, Jay Z cleansed this anthem and an entire album of the overindulged gimmick. His controversial and provocative line in the sand encompasses amateurish authors, inept filmmakers, and unskilled disc jockeys. The technology may be available, but this does not mean one should utilize it.
Ironically conceived as an autotune selection, Jay Z cleansed this anthem and an entire album of the overindulged gimmick. His controversial and provocative line in the sand encompasses amateurish authors, inept filmmakers, and unskilled disc jockeys. The technology may be available, but this does not mean one should utilize it.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
And I’m Googling
Take Five
Their members included Tim Christofore, Clay Goodell, Ryan Goodell, Tilky Jones, and Stevie Sculthorpe. After releasing one album, Lou Pearlman’s quintet accused their architect of fraud, labor violations, and sexual harassment.
Their members included Tim Christofore, Clay Goodell, Ryan Goodell, Tilky Jones, and Stevie Sculthorpe. After releasing one album, Lou Pearlman’s quintet accused their architect of fraud, labor violations, and sexual harassment. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Izzo (H.O.V.A.)
From poison slinger and projects resident to icon and mogul, rap’s Jehovah illustrates that immense success can exceed implausible aspirations. Tonight, Jay Z and Alicia Keys will perform Empire State of Mind, another anthem that will get your damn hands up.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
From poison slinger and projects resident to icon and mogul, rap’s Jehovah illustrates that immense success can exceed implausible aspirations. Tonight, Jay Z and Alicia Keys will perform Empire State of Mind, another anthem that will get your damn hands up.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
And I’m Googling
Kirsten Bell
Her cinematic credits include Astro Boy, Couples Retreat, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Her television credits include Gossip Girl, Heroes, and Veronica Mars.
Her cinematic credits include Astro Boy, Couples Retreat, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Her television credits include Gossip Girl, Heroes, and Veronica Mars. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Beautiful Life
Despite Jon and Kate Gosselin’s apocryphal antics, the selection which promoted their nuptial renewal should valued. Fisher’s anthem is energetic, positive, and uniquely inspirational.
Despite Jon and Kate Gosselin’s apocryphal antics, the selection which promoted their nuptial renewal should valued. Fisher’s anthem is energetic, positive, and uniquely inspirational.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sunday, October 25, 2009
And I’m Googling
Manny Acta
As Washington Nationals Manager, he amassed a 158-252 record. Why would another franchise hire him
As Washington Nationals Manager, he amassed a 158-252 record. Why would another franchise hire himContributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
During Bernie Taupin’s initial New York City visit, a gunshot occurred outside his hotel. Elton John adapted his songwriter’s experience into a poignant and provocative selection. He perfectly expresses his involvement with the city, his need for its people, and his final desire to be alone…
During Bernie Taupin’s initial New York City visit, a gunshot occurred outside his hotel. Elton John adapted his songwriter’s experience into a poignant and provocative selection. He perfectly expresses his involvement with the city, his need for its people, and his final desire to be alone…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Saturday, October 24, 2009
2009 American League Championship Series: Angels vs. Yankees
Game six has been postponed. The contest will occur on Sunday evening.
And I’m Googling
Beth Tweddle
In the 2006 World Championships, she won the floor exercise. In the 2009 World Championships, she won the uneven bars. Sadly, she is Great Britain’s most decorated gymnast.
In the 2006 World Championships, she won the floor exercise. In the 2009 World Championships, she won the uneven bars. Sadly, she is Great Britain’s most decorated gymnast. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Downtown
Following his initial New York City visit, Tony Hatch authored a selection which has mirrored it’s subject. Downtown was rushed, completed within moments of production… Downtown scored success with a Grammy Award… And Downtown has been reinvented as seventeen artists covered the anthem.
Following his initial New York City visit, Tony Hatch authored a selection which has mirrored it’s subject. Downtown was rushed, completed within moments of production… Downtown scored success with a Grammy Award… And Downtown has been reinvented as seventeen artists covered the anthem.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Friday, October 23, 2009
I Am Sports Fan, Hear Me Rant
Since the internet’s inception, numerous sports sources have provided amusement, information, statistics, opinion, opinion, and opinion. While Googling Atlee Hammaker prefers our comedic perspective, fans express themselves via another means.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
I Think It's Going To Rain Today
As I observed precipitation outside my office, I reflected upon a miserable statistic which underscores America’s regression. In 1960, 95% of apparel was manufactured in our nation. In 2006, 5% of apparel was manufactured in our nation.
As I observed precipitation outside my office, I reflected upon a miserable statistic which underscores America’s regression. In 1960, 95% of apparel was manufactured in our nation. In 2006, 5% of apparel was manufactured in our nation.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Thursday, October 22, 2009
And I’m Googling
Jenna Dewan
As an actress, her credits include Melrose Place, Step Up, and Take the Lead. As a dancer, she performed with Celine Dion, Janet Jackson, Missy Elliot, ‘N Sync, Pink, and Sean Combs.
As an actress, her credits include Melrose Place, Step Up, and Take the Lead. As a dancer, she performed with Celine Dion, Janet Jackson, Missy Elliot, ‘N Sync, Pink, and Sean Combs. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Reason to Believe
Including Rod Stewart, Rick Nelson, Glen Campbell, Cher, The Carpenters, Wilson Phillips, Bobby Darin, Scott McKenzie, Juice Newton, and Peter Paul and Mary, twenty-three artists have restated the Los Angels Angels mantra.
Including Rod Stewart, Rick Nelson, Glen Campbell, Cher, The Carpenters, Wilson Phillips, Bobby Darin, Scott McKenzie, Juice Newton, and Peter Paul and Mary, twenty-three artists have restated the Los Angels Angels mantra.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
And I’m Googling
Parris Glendening
As Governor of Maryland, he Initiated “smart growth,” married a subordinate, prohibited commutations and executions, reduced taxes, and ruined Chesapeake Bay. Fortunately, his eighteen percent approval rating attracted the Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins.
As Governor of Maryland, he Initiated “smart growth,” married a subordinate, prohibited commutations and executions, reduced taxes, and ruined Chesapeake Bay. Fortunately, his eighteen percent approval rating attracted the Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Nine in the Afternoon
Panic at the Disco’s hallucinogenic and staccato anthem never received appropriate recognition. Despite atypical artistry and elusive context, the quartet’s premise was insightful and universal… “A series of bizarre yet fundamentally recognizable events…”
Panic at the Disco’s hallucinogenic and staccato anthem never received appropriate recognition. Despite atypical artistry and elusive context, the quartet’s premise was insightful and universal… “A series of bizarre yet fundamentally recognizable events…”
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
And I’m Googling
Charley Johnson
For New Mexico State, he is their soul number retiree. For the St. Louis Cardinals, he tossed five touchdowns within one quarter.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
For New Mexico State, he is their soul number retiree. For the St. Louis Cardinals, he tossed five touchdowns within one quarter.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Top of the World
The Pussycat Dolls intrepid selection charted without exposure or promotion. Whitney Port scored a spinoff like this.
The Pussycat Dolls intrepid selection charted without exposure or promotion. Whitney Port scored a spinoff like this.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Monday, October 19, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
This Is Why I’m Hot
In New York’s previous twenty-four postseason contests, Alex Rodriguez batted .266 with four home runs and nine runs batted in. In this postseason’s five contests, Rodriguez has batted .368 with three home runs and nine runs batted in. No one cares why he is hot. Yankees fans are simply ecstatic he is hot.
In New York’s previous twenty-four postseason contests, Alex Rodriguez batted .266 with four home runs and nine runs batted in. In this postseason’s five contests, Rodriguez has batted .368 with three home runs and nine runs batted in. No one cares why he is hot. Yankees fans are simply ecstatic he is hot.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
New Orleans Lives
In Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, Billie Joe Armstrong and Bono’s electric collaboration roused a careworn city. Four years subsequent, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush can rouse that city’s franchise into only their third five and zero start.
In Hurricane Katrina’s aftermath, Billie Joe Armstrong and Bono’s electric collaboration roused a careworn city. Four years subsequent, Drew Brees and Reggie Bush can rouse that city’s franchise into only their third five and zero start.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
Launch
Before Oklahoma attained statehood, the Sooners and Longhorns initiated the Red River Rivalry. Texas owns the Cotton Bowl (46-34-4) and overall advantages (59-40-5). The Golden Hat contest has included iconic athletes, coaches, moments, and scenery, which saturate this video.
Before Oklahoma attained statehood, the Sooners and Longhorns initiated the Red River Rivalry. Texas owns the Cotton Bowl (46-34-4) and overall advantages (59-40-5). The Golden Hat contest has included iconic athletes, coaches, moments, and scenery, which saturate this video.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Friday, October 16, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
How Many Words
Despite minimal recognition, Blake Lewis’ rhythmic selection addresses the chaos and emotion of a split. With these lyrics, one can cry, recover, or permanently silence their previous other.
Despite minimal recognition, Blake Lewis’ rhythmic selection addresses the chaos and emotion of a split. With these lyrics, one can cry, recover, or permanently silence their previous other.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Thursday, October 15, 2009
And I’m Googling
The Guess Who
Their monikers included Al & The Silvertones, Chad Allan & The Expressions, Chad Allen & The Reflections, Jim Kale’s The Guess Who, The Guess Who, and The Silvertones. Their selections include American Woman, No Sugar Tonight, No Time, and Share the Land.
Their monikers included Al & The Silvertones, Chad Allan & The Expressions, Chad Allen & The Reflections, Jim Kale’s The Guess Who, The Guess Who, and The Silvertones. Their selections include American Woman, No Sugar Tonight, No Time, and Share the Land.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Party in the USA
Miley Cyrus is an insipid presence, an obvious punch line, and a trivial teenage trend. However, her All-American selection reaffirms music’s principal precept… Lyrics must engage or inspire…
Miley Cyrus is an insipid presence, an obvious punch line, and a trivial teenage trend. However, her All-American selection reaffirms music’s principal precept… Lyrics must engage or inspire…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
FDH, President Obama Share Undignified Consultation
On the FDH Lounge: Volume 77, Rick Morris misidentified an author, seemed uninformed, and spoke randomly. Hours subsequent, he repeated his mistakes, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which someone e-mailed us after watching the Office)…
President Obama: Rick, I have a briefing about Chicago’s 2020 Olympic bid next, but I need some fantasy football advice.
Rick Morris: Let’s take our time. If we’re talking, you’re not exacerbating America’s problems.
President Obama: You mean solving America’s problems?
Rick Morris: Have you attempted any solutions?
President Obama: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the American Clean Energy and Security Act, America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, these aren’t solutions?
Rick Morris: Uncontrolled spending, irrational environmentalism, socialized medicine are kinds of solutions.
President Obama: It’s clear we have ideological differences, but you and I both know which kicker should start.
Rick Morris: Adam Vinatieri.
President Obama: Isn’t he out four weeks after knee surgery?
Rick Morris: I don’t know. My producer Ryan Isley reads that stuff to me.
President Obama: Running back is my volatile issue. I have Joseph Addai and Pierre Thomas and Thomas was my choice, but Matthew Berry said I shouldn’t start him against the Giants.
Rick Morris: Matthew Berry also said you shouldn’t start Adrian Peterson against the Chargers.
President Obama: Now, hold on a second, everyone makes mistakes. You voted for President Bush.
Rick Morris: You always blame him for something.
President Obama: It’s blame you can believe in. Now, I’m in a three wide receiver league and Roddy White, Andre Johnson, and Braylon Edwards are my starters.
Rick Morris: Braylon is an interesting choice. Mark Sanchez said the biggest key for him is to play loose.
President Obama: I think you’re mistaken. Braylon said that about Mark Sanchez.
Rick Morris: Sorry, Mr. President. I was following the live blog of our conversation on Googling Atlee Hammaker.
President Obama: I like that blog. I read it instead of reports that claim the stimulus isn’t working. Should Romo start as my quarterback?
Rick Morris: Have you seen Romo’s college coed? I’d like to show her my stimulus…
President Obama: Rick, you’re as unfocused as my administration.
Rick Morris: The Schrute Beet Farm covers forty acres.
President Obama: It’s like Joe Biden. What will you say next?
Rick Morris: BANANA WAFFLES.
President Obama: We served those at the G-20. Now, which defense should I start?
Rick Morris: My Townhall Protest Mob team is starting the Ravens.
President Obama: Townhall Protest Mob? You’re really a critic of healthcare?
Rick Morris: Not the panels of bureaucrats to kill off senior citizens. Speaking of that, Larry Dolan is 78. What’s the minimum eligible age?
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Ryan Isley
President Obama: Rick, I have a briefing about Chicago’s 2020 Olympic bid next, but I need some fantasy football advice.Rick Morris: Let’s take our time. If we’re talking, you’re not exacerbating America’s problems.
President Obama: You mean solving America’s problems?
Rick Morris: Have you attempted any solutions?
President Obama: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the American Clean Energy and Security Act, America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, these aren’t solutions?
Rick Morris: Uncontrolled spending, irrational environmentalism, socialized medicine are kinds of solutions.
President Obama: It’s clear we have ideological differences, but you and I both know which kicker should start.
Rick Morris: Adam Vinatieri.
President Obama: Isn’t he out four weeks after knee surgery?
Rick Morris: I don’t know. My producer Ryan Isley reads that stuff to me.
President Obama: Running back is my volatile issue. I have Joseph Addai and Pierre Thomas and Thomas was my choice, but Matthew Berry said I shouldn’t start him against the Giants.
Rick Morris: Matthew Berry also said you shouldn’t start Adrian Peterson against the Chargers.
President Obama: Now, hold on a second, everyone makes mistakes. You voted for President Bush.
Rick Morris: You always blame him for something.
President Obama: It’s blame you can believe in. Now, I’m in a three wide receiver league and Roddy White, Andre Johnson, and Braylon Edwards are my starters.
Rick Morris: Braylon is an interesting choice. Mark Sanchez said the biggest key for him is to play loose.
President Obama: I think you’re mistaken. Braylon said that about Mark Sanchez.
Rick Morris: Sorry, Mr. President. I was following the live blog of our conversation on Googling Atlee Hammaker.
President Obama: I like that blog. I read it instead of reports that claim the stimulus isn’t working. Should Romo start as my quarterback?
Rick Morris: Have you seen Romo’s college coed? I’d like to show her my stimulus…
President Obama: Rick, you’re as unfocused as my administration.
Rick Morris: The Schrute Beet Farm covers forty acres.
President Obama: It’s like Joe Biden. What will you say next?
Rick Morris: BANANA WAFFLES.
President Obama: We served those at the G-20. Now, which defense should I start?
Rick Morris: My Townhall Protest Mob team is starting the Ravens.
President Obama: Townhall Protest Mob? You’re really a critic of healthcare?
Rick Morris: Not the panels of bureaucrats to kill off senior citizens. Speaking of that, Larry Dolan is 78. What’s the minimum eligible age?
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Ryan Isley
Today’s Entrance Music
Sky is the Limit
Despite his opulent persona, Notorious B.I.G.’s selection encapsulates an abysmal scenario and tenacious resolve. His reflective lyrics inspired a generation of admirers and emulators who can even now recite the hustlas’ prayer. If the game shakes me or breaks me, I hope it makes me a better man…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Despite his opulent persona, Notorious B.I.G.’s selection encapsulates an abysmal scenario and tenacious resolve. His reflective lyrics inspired a generation of admirers and emulators who can even now recite the hustlas’ prayer. If the game shakes me or breaks me, I hope it makes me a better man…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Unique Sports Salutes & Their Unfortunate Terminations
On Sunday, Carvings for A Cause’s Thurman Thomas statue, constructed from a pine tree, was stolen. Other iconic monuments have encountered similar demises.
Sidney Crosby: Prior to the 2010 Winter Olympics, Pittsburgh assembles a monument made from GQ magazines. Crosby dismantles the monument when he trumps the Pirate Parrot for Pittsburgh Post Gazette’s Weakest Athlete.
Ryan Howard: Howard’s homage is constructed from chicken teriyaki five dollar foot longs. Sadly, the scrumptious sculpture melts when rain impedes the Philadelphia Phillies second successive world championship.
Jimmie Johnson: Following Johnson’s fourth consecutive championship, California conservatives erect a tire statue. The ACLU labels the exhibition offensive and it is scorched when they win their intolerable and unprecedented lawsuit, ACLU versus NASCAR Fans Everywhere.
Dwayne Wade: During the 2010 NBA Playoffs, Miami Arena constructs a tribute from T-Mobile phones. Alas, Wade’s shrine is wrecked when fans assume the structure is a promotion for complimentary wireless service.
Tiger Woods: After Woods wins another Masters, Augusta National celebrates him with a cardboard check and empty Gillette body wash container figurine. Woods demolishes the replica and three cameras when he observes fans snapping pictures of it.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sidney Crosby: Prior to the 2010 Winter Olympics, Pittsburgh assembles a monument made from GQ magazines. Crosby dismantles the monument when he trumps the Pirate Parrot for Pittsburgh Post Gazette’s Weakest Athlete.Ryan Howard: Howard’s homage is constructed from chicken teriyaki five dollar foot longs. Sadly, the scrumptious sculpture melts when rain impedes the Philadelphia Phillies second successive world championship.
Jimmie Johnson: Following Johnson’s fourth consecutive championship, California conservatives erect a tire statue. The ACLU labels the exhibition offensive and it is scorched when they win their intolerable and unprecedented lawsuit, ACLU versus NASCAR Fans Everywhere.
Dwayne Wade: During the 2010 NBA Playoffs, Miami Arena constructs a tribute from T-Mobile phones. Alas, Wade’s shrine is wrecked when fans assume the structure is a promotion for complimentary wireless service.
Tiger Woods: After Woods wins another Masters, Augusta National celebrates him with a cardboard check and empty Gillette body wash container figurine. Woods demolishes the replica and three cameras when he observes fans snapping pictures of it.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Oblivious in Louisville
Judge Katie King innocently accepted illegal campaign contributions. Rick Pitino embarrassed his employer. Jeff Sandoval assumed infidelity was appropriate. The Gateway to the South is either unaware or unrepentant.
You are corrupt, but,
You’re dishonest, what,
Whatever they say, you broke laws today,
When your bubble pops,
When your campaigns get rocked,
You can’t say you were ethical anyway.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Rick betrayed his wife,
And Jeff cut a heart like a knife,
They are a complete disgrace,
And guilt should etch their face,
Rick Pitino has no taste,
Sandoval may be his saving grace,
If only they would leave our state.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
We’ve never had the chance for revenge,
And I can’t explain it, plans would make you cringe,
Will we ever get the chance for revenge,
Alone in a room with them,
Where whatever we do,
We are immune, immune.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
You are corrupt, but,
You’re dishonest, what,
Whatever they say, you broke laws today,
When your bubble pops,
When your campaigns get rocked,
You can’t say you were ethical anyway.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Rick betrayed his wife,And Jeff cut a heart like a knife,
They are a complete disgrace,
And guilt should etch their face,
Rick Pitino has no taste,
Sandoval may be his saving grace,
If only they would leave our state.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
We’ve never had the chance for revenge,And I can’t explain it, plans would make you cringe,
Will we ever get the chance for revenge,
Alone in a room with them,
Where whatever we do,
We are immune, immune.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
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