Saturday, October 17, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
Launch
Before Oklahoma attained statehood, the Sooners and Longhorns initiated the Red River Rivalry. Texas owns the Cotton Bowl (46-34-4) and overall advantages (59-40-5). The Golden Hat contest has included iconic athletes, coaches, moments, and scenery, which saturate this video.
Before Oklahoma attained statehood, the Sooners and Longhorns initiated the Red River Rivalry. Texas owns the Cotton Bowl (46-34-4) and overall advantages (59-40-5). The Golden Hat contest has included iconic athletes, coaches, moments, and scenery, which saturate this video.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Friday, October 16, 2009
Today’s Entrance Music
How Many Words
Despite minimal recognition, Blake Lewis’ rhythmic selection addresses the chaos and emotion of a split. With these lyrics, one can cry, recover, or permanently silence their previous other.
Despite minimal recognition, Blake Lewis’ rhythmic selection addresses the chaos and emotion of a split. With these lyrics, one can cry, recover, or permanently silence their previous other.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Thursday, October 15, 2009
And I’m Googling
The Guess Who
Their monikers included Al & The Silvertones, Chad Allan & The Expressions, Chad Allen & The Reflections, Jim Kale’s The Guess Who, The Guess Who, and The Silvertones. Their selections include American Woman, No Sugar Tonight, No Time, and Share the Land.
Their monikers included Al & The Silvertones, Chad Allan & The Expressions, Chad Allen & The Reflections, Jim Kale’s The Guess Who, The Guess Who, and The Silvertones. Their selections include American Woman, No Sugar Tonight, No Time, and Share the Land.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Party in the USA
Miley Cyrus is an insipid presence, an obvious punch line, and a trivial teenage trend. However, her All-American selection reaffirms music’s principal precept… Lyrics must engage or inspire…
Miley Cyrus is an insipid presence, an obvious punch line, and a trivial teenage trend. However, her All-American selection reaffirms music’s principal precept… Lyrics must engage or inspire…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
FDH, President Obama Share Undignified Consultation
On the FDH Lounge: Volume 77, Rick Morris misidentified an author, seemed uninformed, and spoke randomly. Hours subsequent, he repeated his mistakes, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which someone e-mailed us after watching the Office)…
President Obama: Rick, I have a briefing about Chicago’s 2020 Olympic bid next, but I need some fantasy football advice.
Rick Morris: Let’s take our time. If we’re talking, you’re not exacerbating America’s problems.
President Obama: You mean solving America’s problems?
Rick Morris: Have you attempted any solutions?
President Obama: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the American Clean Energy and Security Act, America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, these aren’t solutions?
Rick Morris: Uncontrolled spending, irrational environmentalism, socialized medicine are kinds of solutions.
President Obama: It’s clear we have ideological differences, but you and I both know which kicker should start.
Rick Morris: Adam Vinatieri.
President Obama: Isn’t he out four weeks after knee surgery?
Rick Morris: I don’t know. My producer Ryan Isley reads that stuff to me.
President Obama: Running back is my volatile issue. I have Joseph Addai and Pierre Thomas and Thomas was my choice, but Matthew Berry said I shouldn’t start him against the Giants.
Rick Morris: Matthew Berry also said you shouldn’t start Adrian Peterson against the Chargers.
President Obama: Now, hold on a second, everyone makes mistakes. You voted for President Bush.
Rick Morris: You always blame him for something.
President Obama: It’s blame you can believe in. Now, I’m in a three wide receiver league and Roddy White, Andre Johnson, and Braylon Edwards are my starters.
Rick Morris: Braylon is an interesting choice. Mark Sanchez said the biggest key for him is to play loose.
President Obama: I think you’re mistaken. Braylon said that about Mark Sanchez.
Rick Morris: Sorry, Mr. President. I was following the live blog of our conversation on Googling Atlee Hammaker.
President Obama: I like that blog. I read it instead of reports that claim the stimulus isn’t working. Should Romo start as my quarterback?
Rick Morris: Have you seen Romo’s college coed? I’d like to show her my stimulus…
President Obama: Rick, you’re as unfocused as my administration.
Rick Morris: The Schrute Beet Farm covers forty acres.
President Obama: It’s like Joe Biden. What will you say next?
Rick Morris: BANANA WAFFLES.
President Obama: We served those at the G-20. Now, which defense should I start?
Rick Morris: My Townhall Protest Mob team is starting the Ravens.
President Obama: Townhall Protest Mob? You’re really a critic of healthcare?
Rick Morris: Not the panels of bureaucrats to kill off senior citizens. Speaking of that, Larry Dolan is 78. What’s the minimum eligible age?
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Ryan Isley
President Obama: Rick, I have a briefing about Chicago’s 2020 Olympic bid next, but I need some fantasy football advice.Rick Morris: Let’s take our time. If we’re talking, you’re not exacerbating America’s problems.
President Obama: You mean solving America’s problems?
Rick Morris: Have you attempted any solutions?
President Obama: The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the American Clean Energy and Security Act, America’s Affordable Health Choices Act, these aren’t solutions?
Rick Morris: Uncontrolled spending, irrational environmentalism, socialized medicine are kinds of solutions.
President Obama: It’s clear we have ideological differences, but you and I both know which kicker should start.
Rick Morris: Adam Vinatieri.
President Obama: Isn’t he out four weeks after knee surgery?
Rick Morris: I don’t know. My producer Ryan Isley reads that stuff to me.
President Obama: Running back is my volatile issue. I have Joseph Addai and Pierre Thomas and Thomas was my choice, but Matthew Berry said I shouldn’t start him against the Giants.
Rick Morris: Matthew Berry also said you shouldn’t start Adrian Peterson against the Chargers.
President Obama: Now, hold on a second, everyone makes mistakes. You voted for President Bush.
Rick Morris: You always blame him for something.
President Obama: It’s blame you can believe in. Now, I’m in a three wide receiver league and Roddy White, Andre Johnson, and Braylon Edwards are my starters.
Rick Morris: Braylon is an interesting choice. Mark Sanchez said the biggest key for him is to play loose.
President Obama: I think you’re mistaken. Braylon said that about Mark Sanchez.
Rick Morris: Sorry, Mr. President. I was following the live blog of our conversation on Googling Atlee Hammaker.
President Obama: I like that blog. I read it instead of reports that claim the stimulus isn’t working. Should Romo start as my quarterback?
Rick Morris: Have you seen Romo’s college coed? I’d like to show her my stimulus…
President Obama: Rick, you’re as unfocused as my administration.
Rick Morris: The Schrute Beet Farm covers forty acres.
President Obama: It’s like Joe Biden. What will you say next?
Rick Morris: BANANA WAFFLES.
President Obama: We served those at the G-20. Now, which defense should I start?
Rick Morris: My Townhall Protest Mob team is starting the Ravens.
President Obama: Townhall Protest Mob? You’re really a critic of healthcare?
Rick Morris: Not the panels of bureaucrats to kill off senior citizens. Speaking of that, Larry Dolan is 78. What’s the minimum eligible age?
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Ryan Isley
Today’s Entrance Music
Sky is the Limit
Despite his opulent persona, Notorious B.I.G.’s selection encapsulates an abysmal scenario and tenacious resolve. His reflective lyrics inspired a generation of admirers and emulators who can even now recite the hustlas’ prayer. If the game shakes me or breaks me, I hope it makes me a better man…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Despite his opulent persona, Notorious B.I.G.’s selection encapsulates an abysmal scenario and tenacious resolve. His reflective lyrics inspired a generation of admirers and emulators who can even now recite the hustlas’ prayer. If the game shakes me or breaks me, I hope it makes me a better man…
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Unique Sports Salutes & Their Unfortunate Terminations
On Sunday, Carvings for A Cause’s Thurman Thomas statue, constructed from a pine tree, was stolen. Other iconic monuments have encountered similar demises.
Sidney Crosby: Prior to the 2010 Winter Olympics, Pittsburgh assembles a monument made from GQ magazines. Crosby dismantles the monument when he trumps the Pirate Parrot for Pittsburgh Post Gazette’s Weakest Athlete.
Ryan Howard: Howard’s homage is constructed from chicken teriyaki five dollar foot longs. Sadly, the scrumptious sculpture melts when rain impedes the Philadelphia Phillies second successive world championship.
Jimmie Johnson: Following Johnson’s fourth consecutive championship, California conservatives erect a tire statue. The ACLU labels the exhibition offensive and it is scorched when they win their intolerable and unprecedented lawsuit, ACLU versus NASCAR Fans Everywhere.
Dwayne Wade: During the 2010 NBA Playoffs, Miami Arena constructs a tribute from T-Mobile phones. Alas, Wade’s shrine is wrecked when fans assume the structure is a promotion for complimentary wireless service.
Tiger Woods: After Woods wins another Masters, Augusta National celebrates him with a cardboard check and empty Gillette body wash container figurine. Woods demolishes the replica and three cameras when he observes fans snapping pictures of it.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sidney Crosby: Prior to the 2010 Winter Olympics, Pittsburgh assembles a monument made from GQ magazines. Crosby dismantles the monument when he trumps the Pirate Parrot for Pittsburgh Post Gazette’s Weakest Athlete.Ryan Howard: Howard’s homage is constructed from chicken teriyaki five dollar foot longs. Sadly, the scrumptious sculpture melts when rain impedes the Philadelphia Phillies second successive world championship.
Jimmie Johnson: Following Johnson’s fourth consecutive championship, California conservatives erect a tire statue. The ACLU labels the exhibition offensive and it is scorched when they win their intolerable and unprecedented lawsuit, ACLU versus NASCAR Fans Everywhere.
Dwayne Wade: During the 2010 NBA Playoffs, Miami Arena constructs a tribute from T-Mobile phones. Alas, Wade’s shrine is wrecked when fans assume the structure is a promotion for complimentary wireless service.
Tiger Woods: After Woods wins another Masters, Augusta National celebrates him with a cardboard check and empty Gillette body wash container figurine. Woods demolishes the replica and three cameras when he observes fans snapping pictures of it.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Oblivious in Louisville
Judge Katie King innocently accepted illegal campaign contributions. Rick Pitino embarrassed his employer. Jeff Sandoval assumed infidelity was appropriate. The Gateway to the South is either unaware or unrepentant.
You are corrupt, but,
You’re dishonest, what,
Whatever they say, you broke laws today,
When your bubble pops,
When your campaigns get rocked,
You can’t say you were ethical anyway.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Rick betrayed his wife,
And Jeff cut a heart like a knife,
They are a complete disgrace,
And guilt should etch their face,
Rick Pitino has no taste,
Sandoval may be his saving grace,
If only they would leave our state.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
We’ve never had the chance for revenge,
And I can’t explain it, plans would make you cringe,
Will we ever get the chance for revenge,
Alone in a room with them,
Where whatever we do,
We are immune, immune.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
You are corrupt, but,
You’re dishonest, what,
Whatever they say, you broke laws today,
When your bubble pops,
When your campaigns get rocked,
You can’t say you were ethical anyway.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Rick betrayed his wife,And Jeff cut a heart like a knife,
They are a complete disgrace,
And guilt should etch their face,
Rick Pitino has no taste,
Sandoval may be his saving grace,
If only they would leave our state.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
We’ve never had the chance for revenge,And I can’t explain it, plans would make you cringe,
Will we ever get the chance for revenge,
Alone in a room with them,
Where whatever we do,
We are immune, immune.
Are you still oblivious in Louisville,
Where charm’s a cover and lying‘s a skill,
Their actions are always ours to mock,
Cause you made promises,
And we will not forget.
Today’s Entrance Music
Don’t Get Around Much Anymore
Periodically, one’s romanticism inspires an artistic or musical expansion. For me, Harry Connick Jr.’s nostalgic selection epitomizes the previous sentence.
Periodically, one’s romanticism inspires an artistic or musical expansion. For me, Harry Connick Jr.’s nostalgic selection epitomizes the previous sentence.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Monday, October 12, 2009
King Speaks, Seventeen Spews Conceit and Zen
After Braylon Edwards allegedly assaulted Lebron James’ friend, the Cleveland Browns traded the wide receiver to the New York Jets. Edwards’ indiscretion and narcissism clearly irritated the chosen one, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which was overheard by someone exchanging their number seventeen jersey for a witness t-shirt)…
Lebron James: Heard about the trade.
Braylon Edwards: I’m tweetin’ a statement.
Lebron James: You said twitter was juvenile.
Braylon Edwards: I thought I was juvenile or childish.
Lebron James: Man, he was my friend.
Braylon Edwards: If the city of Cleveland would’ve seen us as equals , your friend’s slip is a non-issue.
Lebron James: When were we equals?
Braylon Edwards: We’re both special talents. You are the best on the court. I am the best on the field.
Lebron James: I know I’m the best. How are you the best?
Braylon Edwards: I’m a winner.
Lebron James: I’m a winner. I won a conference championship.
Braylon Edwards: I caught sixteen touchdowns and the Browns went 10-6 that season.
Lebron James: You guys win the division title?
Braylon Edwards: We went 10-6.
Lebron James: You guys even make the playoffs?
Braylon Edwards: If we made the playoffs, our games wouldn’t have been the lowest rated ever.
Lebron James: And your wins would have matched our wins right?
Braylon Edwards: I know my production exceeded yours that season.
Lebron James: You were the receiver’s champion?
Braylon Edwards: I was second in touchdowns.
Lebron James: That’s great. I was first in points last season.
Braylon Edwards: I was a pro bowl selection when we went 10-6.
Lebron James: I was an All-Star that year, the year before, and the two years since.
Braylon Edwards: Which season were you MVP?
Lebron James: Regular season MVP last year.
Braylon Edwards: Being receiver isn’t about pure statistics. It’s about zen and art.
Lebron James: Man, you are childish and jealous, but I’ll be humble and wish you luck.
Braylon Edwards: Hope the city as humble when you leave in free agency. When everyone want to hit your friend, I won’t look as childish.
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge
Lebron James: Heard about the trade.Braylon Edwards: I’m tweetin’ a statement.
Lebron James: You said twitter was juvenile.
Braylon Edwards: I thought I was juvenile or childish.
Lebron James: Man, he was my friend.
Braylon Edwards: If the city of Cleveland would’ve seen us as equals , your friend’s slip is a non-issue.
Lebron James: When were we equals?
Braylon Edwards: We’re both special talents. You are the best on the court. I am the best on the field.
Lebron James: I know I’m the best. How are you the best?
Braylon Edwards: I’m a winner.
Lebron James: I’m a winner. I won a conference championship.
Braylon Edwards: I caught sixteen touchdowns and the Browns went 10-6 that season.
Lebron James: You guys win the division title?
Braylon Edwards: We went 10-6.
Lebron James: You guys even make the playoffs?
Braylon Edwards: If we made the playoffs, our games wouldn’t have been the lowest rated ever.
Lebron James: And your wins would have matched our wins right?
Braylon Edwards: I know my production exceeded yours that season.
Lebron James: You were the receiver’s champion?
Braylon Edwards: I was second in touchdowns.
Lebron James: That’s great. I was first in points last season.
Braylon Edwards: I was a pro bowl selection when we went 10-6.
Lebron James: I was an All-Star that year, the year before, and the two years since.
Braylon Edwards: Which season were you MVP?
Lebron James: Regular season MVP last year.
Braylon Edwards: Being receiver isn’t about pure statistics. It’s about zen and art.
Lebron James: Man, you are childish and jealous, but I’ll be humble and wish you luck.
Braylon Edwards: Hope the city as humble when you leave in free agency. When everyone want to hit your friend, I won’t look as childish.
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge
Today’s Entrance Music
Champagne
On Sunday, Tiger Woods won five matches as the United States scored the President’s Cup. On Monday, Chris Rock and the Nike Cornerstone shared sips as the comedian caricatures opulence rap.
On Sunday, Tiger Woods won five matches as the United States scored the President’s Cup. On Monday, Chris Rock and the Nike Cornerstone shared sips as the comedian caricatures opulence rap.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Sunday, October 11, 2009
And I’m Googling
Scott Cohen
Including cinema, television, and video games, his credits include fifty-six appearances. 10th Kingdom, Gia, Gilmore Girls, Jacob’s Ladder, Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order: Trial by Jury, Perfect Murder Perfect Town, and Ripper highlight his career.
Including cinema, television, and video games, his credits include fifty-six appearances. 10th Kingdom, Gia, Gilmore Girls, Jacob’s Ladder, Law & Order, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Law & Order: Trial by Jury, Perfect Murder Perfect Town, and Ripper highlight his career. Contributor: Platinum Smalls
Today’s Entrance Music
Faith in Me, Faith in You
In anxious, nervous, and uncertain moments, Doug Stone’s selection provides inspirational instruction. When I think about things and all the dreams I wanna see come true… Let me tell you just what I do… I take a look in the mirror and I smile and say have faith in me, faith in you.
In anxious, nervous, and uncertain moments, Doug Stone’s selection provides inspirational instruction. When I think about things and all the dreams I wanna see come true… Let me tell you just what I do… I take a look in the mirror and I smile and say have faith in me, faith in you.
Contributor: Platinum Smalls
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