The Two Brets

Brett Favre is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Bret Hart is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Two smugger athletes are non-existent, as evidenced by the pair’s recent conversation…
Brett Favre: I will defeat my former team tonight.
Bret Hart: I defeated my former tag team partner on November 7, 1994.
Brett Favre: I threw a touchdown when my former defeated my current team in 1994.
Bret Hart: I wrestled my brother in five matches in 1994.
Brett Favre: I threw five touchdowns against the Vikings in 1992.
Bret Hart: I was a five time International Tag Team Champion.
Brett Favre: My first five touchdown game was against the Bears.
Bret Hart: Jim Neidhart and I defeated Rhythm and Blues at Wrestlemania V.
Brett Favre: I threw five touchdowns when the Packers defeated the Panthers.
Bret Hart: I’ve wrestled the Undertaker in five matches and won four.

Brett Favre: My Packers had two four game winning streaks against the Vikings.
Bret Hart: My four brothers and I beat Shawn Michaels and his Knights at Survivor Series in Boston.
Brett Favre: My Packers beat the Patriots twice in Boston.
Bret Hart: I beat Diamond Dallas Page twice.
Brett Favre: I had consecutive two touchdown games twice in 2002.
Bret Hart: I had consecutive singles and tag team victories against Owen Hart.
Brett Favre: I had consecutive wins against the Vikings in my final season with the Packers.
Bret Hart: I had consecutive wins against Chris Benoit in my final season with WCW.
Brett Favre: WCW Headquarters was in Atlanta, who I’ve beaten twice with two touchdown performances.
Bret Hart: I won my first WWF title in Saskatoon, which is 3,381 miles from Atlanta.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge

The Two Brets

Brett Favre is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Bret Hart is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Two smugger athletes are non-existent, as evidenced by the pair’s recent conversation…
Brett Favre: Important weekend in Ohio. USC and Ohio State in Columbus. My Minnesota Vikings and the Cleveland Browns in Cleveland.
Bret Hart: I beat Shawn Michaels at Survivor Series in Cleveland.
Brett Favre: I am 2-2 against Cleveland.
Bret Hart: Cleveland and Dayton are 212 miles apart and I won my second King of the Ring in Dayton.
Brett Favre: I threw for 212 yards against the Lions in 1992.
Bret Hart: I was one of five Intercontinental Champions in 1992.
Brett Favre: I’ve thrown five touchdown passes against three different franchises.
Bret Hart: I’ve wrestled for three different organizations.
Brett Favre: My first three touchdown game was against the Lions.
Bret Hart: Danny Davis, Jim Neidhart, and I won a six man match in the Pontiac Silverdome, where the Lions played until 2001.
Brett Favre: I won six of my first nine games against the Lions.
Bret Hart: I was a six time Stampede Wrestling North American Champion.
Brett Favre: I threw six touchdowns against the Redskins last season.
Bret Hart: I won my sixth world championship in 1999.
Brett Favre: I threw 22 touchdown passes in 1999.
Bret Hart: I won the WCW United States Championship on July 20, 1999.
Brett Favre: I completed 20 passes against the Browns in 1992.
Bret Hart: I wrestled Davey Boy Smith in 1992 and 80,000 attended.
Brett Favre: I had four teammates named Smith with the Packers.
Bret Hart: I had four sisters, each married a professional wrestler.
Brett Favre: In my first game, I completed zero of four passes.
Bret Hart: I beat the Patriot at Ground Zero in Louisville.
Brett Favre: I beat the Patriots 34-31 last season.
Bret Hart: My daughter Jade was born on March 31, 1983.
Brett Favre: I completed 31 passes against the Dolphins in 1994
Bret Hart: I beat my brother at Summer Slam in 1994.
Brett Favre: Sumer Slam ‘94 was held in Chicago, where I first played two years earlier.
Bret Hart: I won my first WWF title in Saskatoon, which is 1,347 miles from Chicago.
Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge

The Two Brets

Brett Favre is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Bret Hart is an egotistical, self-important overvalued former cornerstone. Two smugger athletes are non-existent, as evidenced by the pair’s recent conversation… Brett Favre: The Minnesota Vikings called me.
Bret Hart: Curt Henning is from Minnesota and I beat him at Summer Slam ’91.
Brett Favre: The Atlanta Falcons drafted me in 1991.
Bret Hart: Atlanta and Chattanooga are 104 miles apart and I won my fourth championship in Chattanooga.
Brett Favre: I had consecutive four touchdown games in 2003.
Bret Hart: Jim Neidhart and I won consecutive matches at Wrestlemania V & VI.
Brett Favre: I’ve been a five time NFC Player of the Year
Bret Hart: I was a five time WWF Champion.
Brett Favre: I threw five touchdowns against the Vikings in 1997.
Bret Hart: I won the championship twice in 1997.
Brett Favre: I won the Super Bowl in 1997.
Bret Hart: I defeated Steve Austin, the Undertaker, and Vader in one match in 1997.
Brett Favre: Steve Austin and the Undertaker are from Texas, where I’ve beaten Houston twice.
Bret Hart: I beat Skinner at Tuesday in Texas in 1991.
Brett Favre: I threw four passes in 1991.
Bret Hart: I’ve won four United States Heavyweight titles.
Brett Favre: I had four three touchdown plus games in 2004.
Bret Hart: I had four consecutive wins at Summerslam from 1993-1997.
Brett Favre: I threw 19 touchdown passes in 1993.
Bret Hart: I won Feud of the Year with Jerry Lawler in 1993.
Brett Favre: Jerry Lawler is from Memphis, who we beat in 1990.
Bret Hart: Jim Neidhart and I won a match in nineteen seconds in 1990.
Brett Favre: My two touchdown passes won a game 19-13.
Bret Hart: I beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 13.
Brett Favre: I had thirteen completions in a win against Tampa Bay.
Bret Hart: I’ve won thirteen singles titles.
Brett Favre: I had thirteen rushing touchdowns as a Packer.
Bret Hart: I won my first WWF title in Saskatoon, which is 1,217 miles from Green Bay.

Contributors: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge