Tiger Discipline

Last weekend, Tiger Woods admonished European Tour Chief Referee John Paramor. While Woods should have been fined, PGA Commissioner Tim Finchem received the punishment, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which we obtained after we were placed on the clock)…
Tim Finchem: Your conduct was unacceptable. I’m fining you $20,000.
Tiger Woods: No, you’re not.
Tim Finchem: $15,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: $10,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: $5,000.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement very critical of you.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement critical of you.
Tiger Woods: No.
Tim Finchem: I’ll release a statement apologizing to you.
Tiger Woods: Appreciate the call.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls