Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Putrid Matches

According to Vanity Fair (all the news that makes you sick), Ryan O’Neal propositioned his daughter. While Tatum O’Neal’s misfortune made us wretch, Googling Atlee Hammaker also mused… Sports are this incestuous…
It is in that spirit and with complete indifference to any potential criticism that we present sport’s most incestuous couples…
John and Ashley Force: Whenever he approaches her fiancée, his implication is obvious. He is not parenting. He is staining his territory with nitro.
Byung-wook and Michelle Wie: Five professional seasons and zero victories… It’s obvious golf was their cover story… Who hooked and who sliced?
Richard, Serena, and Venus Williams: He chose their sport… He entered them into tournaments... His presence manufactured their screams.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls

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