Thompson to Vick: Patience Is A Cliche

According to General Manager Ted Thompson, the Packers are open to the possibility that they might someday consider signing Michael Vick. Obviously, Vick was ecstatic at this prospect, as evidenced by this partial transcript (which was overheard by someone relaxing in their Aaron Rodgers replica jersey)…Michael Vick: You’re interested in signing me?
Ted Thompson: What is the answer that we give to questions like this?
Michael Vick: You’re not interested in signing me?
Ted Thompson: We look at all options at all times.
Michael Vick: What are the chances you will sign me?
Ted Thompson: I wouldn't care to speculate in terms of the odds or the percentages…
Michael Vick: What will dictate your decision?
Ted Thompson: We look at everything.
Michael Vick: What’s your timetable?
Ted Thompson: The routine that we go through is the same.
Michael Vick: What’s that mean?
Ted Thompson: It doesn't mean any more that we are likely to do it or less likely.
Michael Vick: Why not make a decision?
Ted Thompson: It's a routine that we go through.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls