Science Defiance

According to a study (an academic endeavor which unites lab rats and women who would never date them), cheerleading is the premiere cause of injuries involving spinal cord damage… Who knew the t-shirt slogan, if cheerleading was any easier it would be called football, would be supported by science?

This study may concern academics… This study may concern parents… Googling Atlee Hammaker’s concern is the short skirts… It is in that spirit and with complete indifference to the lab rats research, that we present this cheerleader montage…

Contributor: Platinum Smalls