Sing for the King: Shaq Cuts Throwback Track

Following fourteen months of silence, Shaquille O'Neal has exchanged assault rap for reflective rhythm and blues. Witness this selection

Our season’s nights were never right at a Flop House in West H-Wood
The crazy sights were constant highlights at a Flop House in West H-Wood
Where Kobe stashed his mistresses
Jeanie Buss did our dishes
And Rick Fox cursed his wife’s wishes at a Flop House in West H-Wood

Coach Jackson smoked his tribal herb at a Flop House in West H-Wood
Brian Shaw taught Slava English verbs at a Flop House in West H-Wood
Ron Harper took naps on a cot
Robert Horry practiced winning shots
And Mark Madsen danced his ass off at a Flop House in West H-Wood

Champs were made and dues were paid at a Flop House in West H-Wood
Scrubs got hazed and stars got laid at a Flop House in West H-Wood
If King and me would go out west
He’d learn how to be the best
And then he and I would teach the rest at a Flop House in West H-Wood

Ko-be… Flop House in West H-Wood
Ko-be… Flop House in West H-Wood
Ko-be… Flop House in West H-Wood

Contributor: Platinum Smalls & Rick Morris of the FDH Lounge