Hate your job? Looking for a new one? Love to rock out?
Consider a career with Mischief for Hire- the region's premier temporary employment service for those of questionable integrity.
For Job Seekers: Mischief for Hire guarantees job placement in your area for specialization. We will conduct a comprehensive interview to assess your skills and abilities to cause trouble. We'll listen and evaluate as you recount your best monkeyshines, shenanigans and donnybrooks. Please bring a copy of your police record (where applicable).
For Prospective Employers: We here at MFH draw our temps from a vast pool of riffraff, degenerates, and no-good-ums. All applicants are pre-screened to ensure the highest quality of mischief. We believe that we can find just the right henchman for any job you have, no matter how small or large. Keep us on your speed dial, because wherever trouble is needed, Mischief for Hire will be there.
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