Someone Tell NBC: The Fad is Finished

On September 13, NBC Sunday Night Football’s third season will commence. Unfortunately, Keith Olbermann and Dan Patrick’s Sham Sportscenter Halftime will also continue. If only the tag team partners could rejoin these other nineties’ relics…

Grunge Fashion: In 1992, unemployed and unkempt was considered artistic. In 2009, artists are authors and musicians. The unemployed and unkempt inhabit Match.com.

Platform Shoes: Any Spice Girls trend should have been ignored. Regrettably, their albums and footwear remain inside thousands of closets.

Reverse Hats: Ken Griffey Jr. should blame this trend for his multiple injuries. R&B blames the trend for Vanilla Ice.

Contributor: Platinum Smalls