Mad Men Green Light Project Daly

John Daly has endured three divorces. He has visited rehab twice. He once claimed to have drank a fifth of Jack Daniels everyday and Butch Harmon quit as his coach, saying “the most important thing in John Daly’s life is getting drunk.”

Giving Daly a reality show is like greasing the train tracks, then setting up a lawn chair thirty feet away so you can witness the carnage… Unfortunately, the Golf Channel (in their infinite wisdom and inconsequential viewership) has awarded the British Open and PGA Champion with at least eight episodes. This after their thirteen-part series, “The Daly Planet” in 2006.

Can you imagine the pitch? We have this golfer, who has won only five tournaments, who hasn’t won a tournament in five years, and who has a history of making Paris Hilton look like the spokesperson for the National Abstinence Education Association, and we think people would watch this show.Contributor: Platinum Smalls